Tongue Twisters

Nov 25th 2012

Pickled Peppers

The World Record (By Guinness Book)
The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.

Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop; One shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.

She sells seashells by the sunny seashore.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

Stupid superstition!

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Seventy seven benevolent elephants

Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Black background, brown background.

Green glass globes glow greenly.

Supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio.

The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

An Ape hates grape cakes.

Repeat after me! (a few times quickly)
  • Toy boat
  • Irish wristwatch
  • Baboon bamboo
  • Red Leather, Yellow Leather
  • Peggy Babcock
  • Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper
  • Unique New York
  • Black back bat
Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

The epitome of femininity.

She stood on the balcony,
inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing,
and amicably welcoming him home.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

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