Sexy Quotes

Mar 1st 2012
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent." RD Laing.

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." Matt Groening.

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no’." Woody Allen.

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." Emo Philips.

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." Robin Williams.

"Love is the answer - but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen.

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn’t get laid." Denis Leary.

"Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love." Woody Allen.



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