Sexy Jokes

Mar 1st 2012
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Why do bunnies have soft sex?
They have cotton balls


What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
Thanks for coming.


What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!


What does tightrope walking and Grandpa getting a bj from Grandma have in common?
Just never don't look down.


Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.

When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first Brownie

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.

What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a bj.


What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A pubic hair.

What does a female snail say during sex?
Faster, faster, faster!

Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.


Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What's a diaphragm?
A trampoline for dickheads.


Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


What does 70 year old pussy taste like?Depends!

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!


How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.

What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, there under a buck.


What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for ass holes.


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