Cheesy Jokes

Feb 28th 2012

Extra on the Cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Have you heard the one about the watermelon?

It's pitiful.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?
The same middle name
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What's brown and sticky?
A Stick
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A five dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, get out of here - this is a singles bar!"
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What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution
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Why was the calendar depressed?
Because it's days were numbered.

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Gandhi was a spiritual man. He also went on many hunger strikes, which left him weak and gave him bad breath. He usually walked without shoes, leaving his feet quite rough.

Or, to put it another way, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

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What's a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

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What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep?
A roamin' Catholic!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby

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What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
I just love baskin’ robins
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Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was assaulted.
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What's green and has wheels?
Grass...I lied about the wheels
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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?Because it was dead.
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A Walk
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How does the moon get a haircut?
Eclipse it
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Wanna hear a joke about pizza.???
Nahhhh its too cheesy
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Whats invisible and smells of dead worms?
A bird fart
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What's black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An imPASTA
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? ROBERTO