Extra on the Cheese
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Have you heard the one about the watermelon?
- It's pitiful.
What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?
- The same middle name
What's brown and sticky?
A five dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, get out of here - this is a singles bar!"
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution
Why was the calendar depressed?
- Because it's days were numbered.
Gandhi was a spiritual man. He also went on many hunger strikes, which left him weak and gave him bad breath. He usually walked without shoes, leaving his feet quite rough.
Or, to put it another way, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
What's a fish with no eyes?
- A fsh
What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep?
- A roamin' Catholic!
- Because he was feeling crumby
What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
I just love baskin’ robins
Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was assaulted.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass...I lied about the wheels
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?Because it was dead.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
How does the moon get a haircut?
Wanna hear a joke about pizza.???
Nahhhh its too cheesy
Whats invisible and smells of dead worms?
A bird fart
What's black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? ROBERTO
Tagged for Cheesy Jokes...
Yabba Dabba Do
Famous Last Words
Cross the Road Jokes
What they really mean!
Fairy Tale Jokes
Don't Egg me On!
Dude that joke was so uncool.....
A long time ago
Santa vs the Easter Bunny
Insanity Warning Signs
You might be going crazy if...
Knock Knock Jokes
Let there be Light!
Tend to do the trick
1, 2, 3, 4 here are a couple more
Fun with Puns
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